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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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