whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish i was in the wii world.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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