remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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