That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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