we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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