So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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