Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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