yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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