i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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