For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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