These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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