a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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