Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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