I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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