Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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