do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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