A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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