weddingsv make me drug and hornr
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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