DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
is this the sara with the beer cane?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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