Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Found the puke drawer
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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