i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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