So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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