Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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