I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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