: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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