im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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