He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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