Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I think people are normalizing furries
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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