I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Less talking, more tequila
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
