I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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