Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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