I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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