did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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