Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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