he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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