I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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