we're blogging at a bar
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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