We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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