so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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