isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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