Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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