Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
