If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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