To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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