problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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