Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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