It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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