Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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