Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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