Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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